The World's Answer

So lately, I've been having money troubles. This is nothing new; I've had money troubles for a long time. However, my once "meh, whatever, I can deal with it" type of money troubles have now turned into "HOLY FUCK" money troubles. So much so that I've had to turn to family and friends for help. They know who they are and I thank them immensely for their help.


This recent turn of the worst of my financial status, however, reminded me of a conversation that I had with my ex and some of his friends quite a few months back. He and his friends often have "group chats" on msn that I will still admit to this day are effing hilarious. The conversation topics range from Donna Simpson (just Google her), to dumpster diving (Youtube that), to how the Leafs suck/are awesome (depending on your opinion). I still have those conversations saved on my laptop and though I've yet to bring them out of the archives, my memory still serves me well.


Anyway, one particular conversation a friend of my ex's and I came up with a brilliant idea that would help everyone. Everyone as in on a GLOBAL scale. The idea is so groundbreaking, so amazing, yet so controversial and morbid that it would never be done. The idea? That people in developing and over-developed countries have people eat dead babies. Like this picture shows (but replace the sandwich with a fetus):

Oh yes, I can see your judgement now. I can feel it through my laptop, going up my thighs and into my gut. Is it wrong to have people eat unborn children? Perhaps. Yet then it could also be argued that abortion is wrong and yet people get a choice. However, this blog refuses to even TOUCH on that issue. This is all about the eating of unborn children and how it would help the world over.


In places like China, the population problem would be over. Their issue with their country's inability to house as many inhabitants as it does (or tries to) has been the focus of many experts, articles, scientists, sociologists, etc. Eating children before they even form into humans is a perfect solution! In places like Africa where population isn't just the issue but so is food, well, all you need to do is get pregnant and get out the cutlery! So many countries could benefit from this. That and then when different countries start harvesting aborted children, you then get exports which helps the economy both worldwide and locally.


Yes, it's not the most humane option. Human Rights Activists would shit a brick if this was ever seen as a legitimate option. In dire times such as these, however, we have to look at not the humane option but the metal one. Oh wait, sorry, the necessary one. That's what I'm supposed to say.