Tuesday 15 November 2011

To The Ladies

This post is specifically for the ladies. Not all of them because, as with any group, there are always exceptions. However, this is to the majority of women out there. We all know we're strong, we're smart, we get shit done. We hold our own and hey, all the power to us. There's just one teensy, tiny thing that women tend to forget that we also attribute to our weaknesses, our frustrations, and use as an outlet.

Ladies, it's not always the men's fault.



I know it's a vague statement but it's also a powerful one. I dare you to think of an ex. Any ex. So many of you are now stirring with rage. Or think of a guy you once liked who never reciprocated your emotions. Mhm, let the anger boil up. Even better, think of a guy who wronged your best friend. Your eye sockets should be overflowing with blood from the hate. That's normal. When we're wronged by someone or if someone messes with our loved ones it's more than normal to want to go Ted Bundy on their asses. However, what (a lot) women tend to do is then blame the entire population of penis-wielding humans for those few people's actions.


Not all men are assholes. Sure, there are tons of male assholes out there. Millions. And let's face it; we women sort of have a rep for always going for the bastards so it makes sense that we'd get disillusioned into thinking that hey, all the men in the world are jerk-asses. Thing is, that isn't fair to the rest of the men. As many douchebags as there are, there are just as many nice guys, good guys, fun guys out there who get friend-zoned by us. I can't tell you how many times I've been obliviously good friends with a guy but the moment he hooks up with someone I go "Damn...he actually might've been a good catch had I given him the time of day in a romantic sense". Hindsight is always 50/50, ladies, but we seem to forget that on a constant basis!


So yes, you've been hurt by a bastard and your emotions are completely valid from that. Just don't go all Hitler on the rest of the male population. There's no sense in becoming a dick-stomping FemiNazi over a few guys who gave up something good, right? Becoming one of those scary, monstrous creatures is really just giving those monkey dicks the upper hand anyhow (which they love, by the way). Keep that in mind so that the next time you're in a relationship, you're not bitch-slapping your boyfriend with your past or stabbing a potential boyfriend with your emotional baggage. Punishing the good guys isn't doing you any favours and is going to keep you back from getting close to one, thus all you're going to get are dickwads, and forever more you'll believe the world is only full of these men out to steal your heart and soul to only do evil with! See? It's an eternal cycle and only you can break it.


There you have it. Simple as that. Feel free to hate on the assholes. Lord knows I do. When you hate, however, just make sure the hate is directed to the right individuals and not to a group as a whole. Specifically the men. We kinda need them for their semen at the very, very least. Population and conception and all that.


To the men who read this out of curiosity, don't think you're off the damn hook. There's going to be a post for you too. Just wanted to start with the ladies because I thought of it first is all. Nothing about being friends with a lot of guys and hanging out with them, drinking with them, and being around them more often or anything. Absolutely not!
/sarcasm

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